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    Question You get ABDUCTED by ALIENS... You ask WHAT?

    And... turns out they're kinda cool... and not gross, bug-eyed, grey either.
    They are 1,000,000 years ahead of us in terms of technology.

    So, they have fancy craft that can zip across the galaxy and back in the space of 2 hours.

    You can ask ANYTHING* you want, and they will tell you.
    What will you ask?
    You get to ask UP TO 5 questions.

    * - No, they cannot resurrect the dead, change the past, or see the future, even if they have a much better grasp of the probability of it all. But it's still just probability, so don't waste your 5 questions on it.

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    Is this Patek real?

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    Q1:
    "So, do you guys not do the anal probe thing anymore?"

    Alien: No, that's more of less been retired.

    Q2:
    "I see, I see...do you still have the thing?"

    Giggity

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    Do you like these slacks?
    You're sure?
    Seriously?
    Honest?
    Which way to the men's room?
    It is now my duty to completely drain you.

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    Why are you here
    How did you come to be
    Where are you from
    What brought you here
    Are you aware of other life on other planets

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    1)Can you keep me young & live forever ?
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    5)Pass...till I get the above answered

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    Surprised that people would seriously want to live forever. Sounds horrible. Don't get me wrong, I want to live a full life, but sometimes enough is enough, ken?
    It is now my duty to completely drain you.

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