Batman, Hulk, Kermit…but what would they really wear? (And other characters)

[Raza]

But if Oris made a ladies model with Piggy on it, she'd wear it daily

She’d probably wear one on each wrist and make everyone who works for her wear one.

I can also see her commissioning a custom one where every date is her face.

[Mediocre]

She’d probably wear one on each wrist and make everyone who works for her wear one.

I can also see her commissioning a custom one where every date is her face.

I actually found their sitcom series funny, maybe 10 years ago? This reminds me of am episode lol

[wschofield3]

[Raza]

I actually found their sitcom series funny, maybe 10 years ago? This reminds me of am episode lol

Oh man, the prime time show they had on ABC!? I thought I was the only one who enjoyed that show, I absolutely loved it. Shame it only got one season. I guess people weren’t ready for the Muppets to age up and mirror millennial ennui.



I can’t tell you how many times I had that exact feeling at work.


EDIT: Well, I can’t get the damn picture to work now, but it’s Kermit saying “My life is a bacon-wrapped hell on earth”.

[hayday]

But if Oris made a ladies model with Piggy on it, she'd wear it daily

Don't forget the diamonds. Ms. Piggy was all about the bling.

[hayday]

Oh man, the prime time show they had on ABC!? I thought I was the only one who enjoyed that show, I absolutely loved it. Shame it only got one season. I guess people weren’t ready for the Muppets to age up and mirror millennial ennui.



I can’t tell you how many times I had that exact feeling at work.

I appreciate the Muppets on a level that:

A. no 54-year-old man should,
B. is far greater than yours.

I've been borderline obsessed with the Muppets (in all iterations: Sesame St., Fraggle Rock), and Snoopy, longer than you. I've seen every episode of the Muppets more times than years you've been alive, you little whiper snapper. Don't mess with old(ish) dudes. What we lack in coordination and strength (and flexibility), we more than make up for with wily experience.

And get off my lawn!

[hayday]

Unless you're here to drink Bourbon by the fire pit. Then, you should walk right up and sit right down. I only need to know if you want to cut it with some ice.

[Mediocre]

Oh man, the prime time show they had on ABC!? I thought I was the only one who enjoyed that show, I absolutely loved it. Shame it only got one season. I guess people weren’t ready for the Muppets to age up and mirror millennial ennui.



I can’t tell you how many times I had that exact feeling at work.

Yes! I keep hoping it gets another chance lol

Don't forget the diamonds. Ms. Piggy was all about the bling.

Good call!

[Raza]

I appreciate the Muppets on a level that:

A. no 54-year-old man should,
B. is far greater than yours.

I've been borderline obsessed with the Muppets (in all iterations: Sesame St., Fraggle Rock), and Snoopy, longer than you. I've seen every episode of the Muppets more times than years you've been alive, you little whiper snapper. Don't mess with old(ish) dudes. What we lack in coordination and strength (and flexibility), we more than make up for with wily experience.

And get off my lawn!

Oh man, I loved Fraggle Rock and Sesame Street as a kid. But my main Muppets exposure was the Muppet Babies show, which will never be released again because of IP hell. Very sad, I’d love to experience that again.

[hayday]

Good god, man! Muppet Babies?! You are the first person I've met who is willing to admit (and in public, no less) they like the Muppet Babies. You can still sit by the fire pit but I'm going to duct tape your mouth shut and drink in front of you. We could, maybe, talk about Fraggle Rock.