Likes Likes:  142
Page 1 of 9 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 90

Thread: Pun thyme

  1. #1
    Member boatme99's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Location
    Middle Tennessee
    Posts
    1,009

    Pun thyme

    Put 'em here. The cheesier, the better.

    A young girl has twins, out of wedlock. She puts them both up for adoption.
    One boy goes to Egypt, and is named Amahal. The other boy goes to Spain, and is called Juan.
    Many years later, the grown woman receives a letter with a photograph from the now grown Juan.
    As she breaks down in tears, her husband asks here what's wrong.
    She explains to her husband, then says she wishes she also had a picture of her other son, to which he replies.





    "Dear, they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahal!"

  2. Likes CamB, Chronopolitano, popoki nui, bu11itt liked this post
  3. #2
    Member CamB's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Location
    Down Under
    Posts
    1,802
    Did you hear that they have found a new Mummy in a tomb in Egypt?
    It was covered in chocolate and had nuts sprinkled over it.

    They think they have found Pharo Rocher
    Last edited by CamB; Nov 29, 2014 at 08:01 PM.
    Regards Cam

    Watches
    Omega Speedmaster 3510.50, Oris 1965 Diver, Tissot Visodate, Helson Blackbeard, Tag Heuer F1

  4. #3
    Higher Entity Jeannie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2014
    Location
    North Carolina, USA
    Posts
    4,450
    Blog Entries
    1
    We have the perfect smilie for this thread:

    Jeannie

  5. Likes Bwana, boatme99, Raza, popoki nui, jsw41 liked this post
  6. #4
    Member boatme99's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Location
    Middle Tennessee
    Posts
    1,009
    Descartes walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "would you like a beer?"
    Descartes answers, "I think not."

    POOF! He disappears.

  7. Likes popoki nui, jsw41, bu11itt liked this post
  8. #5
    Dinger of Hum Chronopolitano's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Location
    Chronopolis
    Posts
    1,561
    About that young girl with the twins she put up for adoption...
    This is what happened:

    She offered him her honor.
    He honored her offer.
    And all night long, it was HONOR and OFFER.

    And then 9 months later... (see first post)

  9. Likes boatme99, popoki nui, Bwana liked this post
  10. #6
    Old but Crafty RayMac's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2014
    Location
    Almonte ON Canada
    Posts
    1,865
    Blog Entries
    4
    Professor of Greek Literature takes his torn trousers to a Greek tailor shop.

    Tailor: Euripides?
    Prof: Eumenides?


    Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. ~Doug Larson

  11. #7
    I went into the kitchen on a tour of a monastery, there was a brother frying chips. I ask him "are you a friar"? He answered "No, I am the chip monk."
    Last edited by ilitig8; Nov 30, 2014 at 02:14 AM.

  12. #8
    b& m8 CanadianStraps's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Location
    between the lugs
    Posts
    1,368
    Know why they call it a cantaloupe? They have to be married in a church in front of family.

    Want to see an antelope? Here:



    See? That's him at the top. His friends made a ladder for him so he could steal his girl away from her oppressive family, and they are just going to drive all the way to Vegas and do it. No one can stop their love!
    It is now my duty to completely drain you.

  13. Likes boatme99, jsw41 liked this post
  14. #9
    Member boatme99's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Location
    Middle Tennessee
    Posts
    1,009
    The local sawbones was in the habit of stopping in the local bar after work everyday, where he would slowly enjoy one Hazelnut Daiquiri before heading home.
    One evening, the bartender realized that he was out of hazelnut syrup. In a panic, he made a substitution, and had it on the Bar just as the good doctor was sitting down.
    Upon taking his first sip, the doctor exclaimed "This isnt a Hazelnut Daiquiri!"
    To which the bartender quickly replied.....

    ...."No, I'm sorry, It's a Hickory Daiquiri, doc."

  15. Likes vinylgreek, popoki nui liked this post
  16. #10
    Timewaster jsw41's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2014
    Location
    Almonte, ON, CA
    Posts
    389
    You guys should be punished, and sent to the punitentiary.

    John
    If you come to a fork in the road; take it, and then put it down so someone else can use it.

  17. Likes CanadianStraps, popoki nui liked this post

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
About Us
We are an independent and wide-ranging forum for watch enthusiasts. From mainspring to microchip, from Europe to Asia, from micro-brand to boutique - we cover it all. Novice or expert, we want you to feel at home. Whether it's asking a simple question or contributing to the fund of horological knowledge, it's all the same hobby. Or, if you like, you can just show us a picture of your new watch. We'll provide the welcoming and courteous environment, the rest is up to you!
Join us