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Nov 29, 2014, 06:27 PM
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Pun thyme
Put 'em here. The cheesier, the better.
A young girl has twins, out of wedlock. She puts them both up for adoption.
One boy goes to Egypt, and is named Amahal. The other boy goes to Spain, and is called Juan.
Many years later, the grown woman receives a letter with a photograph from the now grown Juan.
As she breaks down in tears, her husband asks here what's wrong.
She explains to her husband, then says she wishes she also had a picture of her other son, to which he replies.
"Dear, they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahal!"
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Nov 29, 2014, 06:57 PM
#2
Member
Did you hear that they have found a new Mummy in a tomb in Egypt?
It was covered in chocolate and had nuts sprinkled over it.
They think they have found Pharo Rocher
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Nov 29, 2014, 07:04 PM
#3
We have the perfect smilie for this thread:
Jeannie
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Nov 29, 2014, 07:35 PM
#4
Descartes walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "would you like a beer?"
Descartes answers, "I think not."
POOF! He disappears.
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Nov 29, 2014, 07:47 PM
#5
Dinger of Hum
About that young girl with the twins she put up for adoption...
This is what happened:
She offered him her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long, it was HONOR and OFFER.
And then 9 months later... (see first post)
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Nov 29, 2014, 11:52 PM
#6
Old but Crafty
Professor of Greek Literature takes his torn trousers to a Greek tailor shop.
Tailor: Euripides?
Prof: Eumenides?
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. ~Doug Larson
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Nov 30, 2014, 12:07 AM
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The watch watcher
I went into the kitchen on a tour of a monastery, there was a brother frying chips. I ask him "are you a friar"? He answered "No, I am the chip monk."
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Nov 30, 2014, 12:27 AM
#8
Know why they call it a cantaloupe? They have to be married in a church in front of family.
Want to see an antelope? Here:
See? That's him at the top. His friends made a ladder for him so he could steal his girl away from her oppressive family, and they are just going to drive all the way to Vegas and do it. No one can stop their love!
It is now my duty to completely drain you.
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Nov 30, 2014, 01:06 AM
#9
The local sawbones was in the habit of stopping in the local bar after work everyday, where he would slowly enjoy one Hazelnut Daiquiri before heading home.
One evening, the bartender realized that he was out of hazelnut syrup. In a panic, he made a substitution, and had it on the Bar just as the good doctor was sitting down.
Upon taking his first sip, the doctor exclaimed "This isnt a Hazelnut Daiquiri!"
To which the bartender quickly replied.....
...."No, I'm sorry, It's a Hickory Daiquiri, doc."
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Nov 30, 2014, 12:03 PM
#10
Timewaster
You guys should be punished, and sent to the punitentiary.
John
If you come to a fork in the road; take it, and then put it down so someone else can use it.
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