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Dec 13, 2014, 10:01 AM
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Well it's colder then ? jokes :)
well we seem to be talking of how cold it is so let's here the cold jokes and one liners and such like 
here a few to get you going...
It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....
colder'n a penguin popsicle.
It's colder than my ex outside.
“Better to be a broken piece of jade than an intact piece of pottery.”
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Dec 13, 2014, 10:22 AM
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You know it's cold outside, when you go outside and it's cold 
Sent from my GT-I9505
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Dec 13, 2014, 01:20 PM
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Old but Crafty
I'll say it before anyone else does - if you have any brass monkeys outside on the porch, better bring them in.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. ~Doug Larson
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Dec 13, 2014, 02:38 PM
#4
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table 
“Better to be a broken piece of jade than an intact piece of pottery.”
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Dec 13, 2014, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by
is that my watch
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
Off a polar bear* 
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Dec 13, 2014, 06:09 PM
#6
Antarctica called... they want their weather back!
“Better to be a broken piece of jade than an intact piece of pottery.”
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Dec 13, 2014, 06:16 PM
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just seen the news with the weather in California and the damage created with storms and landslides , of all the most unlikely places ! more food for global warming arguement
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Dec 13, 2014, 11:56 PM
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The Dude Abides
It is so cold we had to chisel the dog off the fire hydrant......
"Either He's Dead, Or My Watch Has Stopped....."
Groucho Marx
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Dec 14, 2014, 03:23 AM
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Member
My wife is so frigid ...when she walks in the room ( clean version) , the furnace kicks on!! bam boom bam!!
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.
Warning Racy and no offense implied... All jokes OKAY Q: what do you call an eskimo lesbian? A: Klondike
Omega Speedmaster Ed White
Omega PO Chrono 45
Rolex DSSD
Seiko Pogue gold
Deep Blue diver
Zodiac oceanaire
many Citizen and Seiko from the years.
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Dec 14, 2014, 06:33 AM
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Big Member
Colder than a witch's tit.
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