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    Well it's colder then ? jokes :)

    well we seem to be talking of how cold it is so let's here the cold jokes and one liners and such like
    here a few to get you going...

    It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....

    colder'n a penguin popsicle.


    It's colder than my ex outside.

    one night I dreamed I was locked in my fathers watch, with Ptolemy and twenty one ruby stars mounted on spheres and the primum mobile coiled and gleaming to the end of space and the notched spheres eating each other's rinds to the last tooth of time and the case closed - John Ciardi ...

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    You know it's cold outside, when you go outside and it's cold

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    I'll say it before anyone else does - if you have any brass monkeys outside on the porch, better bring them in.


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    Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
    one night I dreamed I was locked in my fathers watch, with Ptolemy and twenty one ruby stars mounted on spheres and the primum mobile coiled and gleaming to the end of space and the notched spheres eating each other's rinds to the last tooth of time and the case closed - John Ciardi ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by is that my watch View Post
    Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
    Off a polar bear*

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    Antarctica called... they want their weather back!
    one night I dreamed I was locked in my fathers watch, with Ptolemy and twenty one ruby stars mounted on spheres and the primum mobile coiled and gleaming to the end of space and the notched spheres eating each other's rinds to the last tooth of time and the case closed - John Ciardi ...

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    just seen the news with the weather in California and the damage created with storms and landslides , of all the most unlikely places ! more food for global warming arguement

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    It is so cold we had to chisel the dog off the fire hydrant......
    "Either He's Dead, Or My Watch Has Stopped....."
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    Colder than a witch's tit.

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