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    Well it's colder then ? jokes :)

    well we seem to be talking of how cold it is so let's here the cold jokes and one liners and such like
    here a few to get you going...

    It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....

    colder'n a penguin popsicle.


    It's colder than my ex outside.

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    You know it's cold outside, when you go outside and it's cold

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    I'll say it before anyone else does - if you have any brass monkeys outside on the porch, better bring them in.


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    Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
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    Quote Originally Posted by is that my watch View Post
    Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table
    Off a polar bear*

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    Antarctica called... they want their weather back!
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    just seen the news with the weather in California and the damage created with storms and landslides , of all the most unlikely places ! more food for global warming arguement

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    It is so cold we had to chisel the dog off the fire hydrant......
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    Colder than a witch's tit.

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