Let's play a game - Badly explain your Profession

[MarkO]

I think Mark missed out a crucial "a" in his question

No to be called the actual JH is a far greater insult

[Spooky]

Bank robber ?

Bill Collector. The kind who sues you and garnishes your wages and/or Bank Account.

[Seriously]

Bill Collector.

I know him !

[RayMac]

I take catnaps after lunch with an actual cat.

[crownpuller]

I take catnaps after lunch with an actual cat.

I'm thinking retired .... But retired from what ?

[RayMac]

I made Shake 'n Bake Italian, Tomato Tang, Instant Yogurt, Low Fat Becel, Rice and Sauce Sidekicks, Chicken Noodle soup...you can look it up.

https://www.google.com/patents/US3955009

[geoffbot]

I knew you were a retired food scientist but didn't know you invested such delicacies - cool!

[tribe125]

I had a friend who claimed to have invented the Cup-a-Soup. He hadn't, but it was better than telling girls he cleaned out the vats on the night shift at Batchelors Soup factory.

[Jeannie]

Most days it feels like cat herding.

I talk to people, build relationships, and then push paper around so they don't outlive their money.

Jeannie

[wschofield3]

Providing immersive music and movie experiences for 4 decades.

I always make a joke of it as my wife is an attorney that prosecutes child abuse for the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Kinda goes like...."yeah, I sell speakers for a living and my wife saves lives". Definitely puts things into perspective when I get freaked over sales volume or any issues that come up in my world.