Quote Originally Posted by CanadianStraps View Post
For some odd reason, I don't see that Canada's overly strict table rules listed. So, if any of you happen to catch a polar bear ferry into the land of free health-care and never ending 'sorry', please be aware of the following:

- if you are the one that finished the maple syrup, it is your duty to kill the next moose. Not doing so is said to bring bad luck to your hockey team.

- before enjoying a whale blubber and sealmeat bounty, you have to chug a Molson with your left hand. This is an ancient tradition and it is said that breaking it will result in your pot harvest to be weak and full of seeds ("American'd" as the Natives called it).






These are actually less ridiculous than some of the others mentioned.
I need to move to Canada