The Great Global Novel...

[geoffbot]

Which is why my wife was asleep - she can't sleep during the day

[CanadianStraps]

And at that point I made the clear and conscious decision to never again question myself on such matters.

[M. Montaigne]

Because I am Canadian dammit!

[Seriously]

So I pulled over to the side of the road in a little layby, to eat my picnic which had been lovingly prepared by Chrono's mother in Law.

[thewalrus]

So I pulled over to the side of the road in a little layby, to eat my picnic which had been lovingly prepared by Chrono's mother in Law.

Being a North American, I had no idea what a layby is - and accidentally drove my vehicle straight into a swamp.

[jsw41]

Thank God, there was no broccoli; because, I hate broccoli (or brocolli, however you spell it). But the jalapenos were off; should have had the wine first.

John

[CanadianStraps]

But as I reached for the wine I saw that it was Italian, and was immediately mortified at the gauche selection; I drank it swiftly direct from the bottle to avoid being seen with it.

[Seriously]

Then , when there was enough room in the neck , managed to add some lime cordial, I hadn't tasted lime cordial for so long, mmmmm lime and chianti - this was like nectar , I was 'drunk' with just the smell, it reminded me of mammy.

[crownpuller]

Once I had that Al Jolson song in my head, it was going to be there for the rest of the day.

[is that my watch]

or I could put this shotgun to my skull and .....