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    Jokes

    I don't think we have a joke thread, so here's my son's current favourite.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Smell mop
    Smell mop who?
    Ugh, gross
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    I heard that they have just dug up a new Mummy in Egypt. Apparently it was covered in chocolate and had nuts sprinkled over it.

    They think they have found Pharaoh Rocher.
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    That is brilliant
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    A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the bartender gives her one.
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    How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

    Put it in a microwave till its Bill Withers 😁

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    3 chess grandmasters are sitting in the hotel comparing notes after their recent wins. The hotel manager comes and asks them to leave: "I'm sorry gentlemen, but we can't have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer".

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    Quote Originally Posted by geoffbot View Post
    3 chess grandmasters are sitting in the hotel comparing notes after their recent wins. The hotel manager comes and asks them to leave: "I'm sorry gentlemen, but we can't have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer".
    Ha ha ha ha
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    Heard this one on iwl actually I think: 2 Eskimos in their canoe. One gets cold and lights a fire in the middle. The canoe sinks. Turns our you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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    Skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer and a mop

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    My friend thinks he's so smart. He said an onion is the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a pineapple at his face.

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