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Jokes
I don't think we have a joke thread, so here's my son's current favourite.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who?
Ugh, gross
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I heard that they have just dug up a new Mummy in Egypt. Apparently it was covered in chocolate and had nuts sprinkled over it.
They think they have found Pharaoh Rocher.
Regards Cam
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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the bartender gives her one.
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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in a microwave till its Bill Withers 😁
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3 chess grandmasters are sitting in the hotel comparing notes after their recent wins. The hotel manager comes and asks them to leave: "I'm sorry gentlemen, but we can't have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer".
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Originally Posted by
geoffbot
3 chess grandmasters are sitting in the hotel comparing notes after their recent wins. The hotel manager comes and asks them to leave: "I'm sorry gentlemen, but we can't have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer".
Ha ha ha ha 
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Heard this one on iwl actually I think: 2 Eskimos in their canoe. One gets cold and lights a fire in the middle. The canoe sinks. Turns our you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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Skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer and a mop
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May 3, 2015, 11:43 AM
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My friend thinks he's so smart. He said an onion is the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a pineapple at his face.
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