Learning something new every day

[Der Amf]

Wow! Rep sarcasm, that's brutal

Ooh I must try that some time

*selects victim*

[dbakiva]

Typing on a MacBook is a scary thing when wearing a watch with a bracelet. You don't know what's going to take more damage, the clasp or the computer.

I dunno ... my Macbook Pro doesn't have a scratch on it. Wish I could say the same for my clasps.

[vinylgreek]

I learned that I'm almost uneducable.

[crownpuller]

I learned that I'm almost uneducable.

I'm confused: Is that a contradiction in terms, an oxymoron, or something more complex ?

[dbakiva]

I learned that I'm almost uneducable.

My wife has suggested the same of me.

So, which ones ARE the FOOD scissors anyway, and which pan shouldn't I soap? And what does she mean when she says I should stay out of her triangle?

[crownpuller]

Some possible answers:

So, which ones ARE the FOOD scissors anyway,

Usually stainless steel with a serate on one edge.

... which pan shouldn't I soap?

The one used for frying eggs.

.... what does she mean when she says I should stay out of her triangle?

She's going to Bermuda without you

[vinylgreek]

I'm confused: Is that a contradiction in terms, an oxymoron, or something more complex ?

You've clearly wandered into my mental labyrinth. I shan't say another word.

[Mediocre]

I learned that my dog enjoys jalapeno potato chips