I'm at the store yesterday and my wife calls - wants me to pick up a box of Triscuits.Sounded good - I never walk down the cookie/cracker aisle but used to really like Triscuits.
Three simple ingrediants was their catchphrase -- whole wheat, oil, and salt. Crunchy, salty goodness. Want some flaver - stick something on it or dip something with it. Simple. Good.


But, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........

What did I see when I came up to the Triscuit Department:




That's 20 stinkin' flavors - I'm pretty sure they've surpassed the "3 simple ingredients" thing on most of those, heck, some of them aren't even made with wheat anymore. Add in the "mini's'"and "family size's" and you could pretty much fill up your pantry with nothing but Triscuits.

I'm writing them, too.
I would like to see "Peppermint, Enchilada Swirl" flavor. Lite salt. Brown Rice.