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    Interesting, but logical data on plastic surgery

    I was sitting in a physicians office yesterday, flipping through a Time magazine. I saw a bit of data that while at first glace seemed odd, it made sense.

    Somewhat obviously, the number one country for breast implants was the United States. Makes sense - lots of beaches, pools, and California.


    Typical California beach girls


    So, where would the number one country for nose jobs be? Well, if we follow the logic above, it would be.
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    c'mon, you're not thinking this through
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    yep, it Iran. Iran? yes, indeedy. Seems Iranian girls like to " show off their assets too!"

    Unfortunately, according to the article, the nose is pretty much all the skin they typically show.



    Girls on Iranian beach



    Before I get flamed on this, I am just repeating what I read with the addition of some photos of the net. Not putting anyone down - I just thought it telling that no matter the culture, women will still be women.

    However, there is more, related, news.
    What country does the most penis enlargement procedures?
    Germany, naturally. Those Lederhosen must stunt the 'natural growth'.


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    For any interested with the German problem there is apparently a non-surgical procedure you can do with Botox to improve the dangle !
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkO View Post
    For any interested with the German problem there is apparently a non-surgical procedure you can do with Botox to improve the dangle !

    and you would just happen to have some hanging around.... because ?.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seriously View Post
    and you would just happen to have some hanging around.... because ?.....
    His personal stash...thus his name Mark BigO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seriously View Post
    and you would just happen to have some hanging around.... because ?.....
    hanging around?

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    I can still hold a business card in the main wrinkle on my forehead so I certainly haven't put any there !
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    I know. ....

    Picture or it didn't happen. ...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Donf View Post
    hanging around?
    Do keep up DonF

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