I’ve tried winding the hands around. They move ok but the action doesn’t “unstick” anything.

The day rolls over at about 11:25 and clicks at 12:00.

The chrono doesn’t run at all (even face down).

Serviced about 2 weeks ago. I’m sure if I pressed, they’d take it back. They’re reputable and have done other chronographs for me in the past.

I’m just upset at myself... manly for my own stupid obsession with unnecessarily complex antique chronographs and expecting them to be reliable and inexpensive. How foolish can you be?!?