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Oct 31, 2015, 07:51 PM
#1
Evolutionary Deadend
National Knock Knock Joke Day!
This date would be ignored on any forum with members exhibiting good taste and good breeding, so I present it here........
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
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Oct 31, 2015, 11:10 PM
#2
The Dude Abides
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.
"Either He's Dead, Or My Watch Has Stopped....."
Groucho Marx
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Oct 31, 2015, 11:53 PM
#3
My daughter's favourite:
Knock knock !
Who's there ?
Joanna !
Joanna who ?
(sing) Joanna build a snowman ?.....
Last edited by crownpuller; Nov 1, 2015 at 05:12 PM.
Some people have opinions - The rest of us have taste.
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Frappe, frappe.
Qui est là?
Lostie.
Lostie qui?
Yes.
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Ok,so I'm a day late, but this needed a boost.
This is one of my favorites and made my little Granddaughter wet her pants!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo... who?
Cargo... beep, beep.
Fine, now I'll go set all of my clocks back...
I have found that some people just like to hear themselves typing.
Friends Don't Let Friends Buy G-Schlocks.
Okay..., Charging Paddles... CLEAR!! BZZZZT... Another Thread Revived!
Every time God closes one door... I open a bottle of bourbon.
¹ I'm Just Here For The Comic Relief. Nothing I Do or Say Needs to be Taken Seriously.
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My son's favourite...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who?
Smell your poo? Ugh, that's gross
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Big ish
Big ish who?
No thanks mate.
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A favourite of a neighbour we had at the family home:
-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Jehova's Witness
-Fu@k off.
It is now my duty to completely drain you.