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    More Breaking: From Switzerland

    Agent John at the Swiss Horological Attack Force, Tactical has announced that a new global threat to Swiss watch Supremacy has emerged in Japan.

    His statement:
    We are in receipt of a horrifying message. A lone madman has kidnapped a family of Swiss watches and is threatening to cut their straps off.

    He wishes to establish a so-called "Seikophate" encompassing Japan, Switzerland, Glashutte Germany and other watch manufacturing areas. At this time we believe him to be a "self radicalized", known as an "automatic" individual, although some of these cranks are manipulated by another human known as "hand cranker".

    Although he hides his face in a mask he says he's not afraid to die because he is assured that he will receive 7 Spring Drives in the afterlife.


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    Anyone with a clue to his identity is urged to contact me at the following:

    John @ Shaft

    I pledge to ferret out this miscreant, because; (Key the music here)

    Who's the cat that won't cop out
    When there's danger all about
    (Shaft!)
    Right on
    You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother
    (Shut your mouth)
    But I'm talkin' about Shaft


    (Didn't say it Jeannie !)

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    I seriously fear that your frontal lobotomy has started to fail.......

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    We declare WAR on all watches not made in Swaziland... oh wait, what?
    Too many watches, not enough wrists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donf View Post
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    I'm sure I've seen that fellow around, but can't quite be sure with that mask

    iSEIKO ?...... Is that their competitor to the iWatch ? Not sure Apple are going to like that
    Some people have opinions - The rest of us have taste.

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