More Breaking: From Switzerland

[Donf]

Agent John at the Swiss Horological Attack Force, Tactical has announced that a new global threat to Swiss watch Supremacy has emerged in Japan.

His statement:
We are in receipt of a horrifying message. A lone madman has kidnapped a family of Swiss watches and is threatening to cut their straps off.

He wishes to establish a so-called "Seikophate" encompassing Japan, Switzerland, Glashutte Germany and other watch manufacturing areas. At this time we believe him to be a "self radicalized", known as an "automatic" individual, although some of these cranks are manipulated by another human known as "hand cranker".

Although he hides his face in a mask he says he's not afraid to die because he is assured that he will receive 7 Spring Drives in the afterlife.




Anyone with a clue to his identity is urged to contact me at the following:

John @ Shaft

I pledge to ferret out this miscreant, because; (Key the music here)

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft


(Didn't say it Jeannie !)

[Seriously]

I seriously fear that your frontal lobotomy has started to fail.......

[skywatch]

We declare WAR on all watches not made in Swaziland... oh wait, what?

[crownpuller]

I'm sure I've seen that fellow around, but can't quite be sure with that mask

iSEIKO ?...... Is that their competitor to the iWatch ? Not sure Apple are going to like that