I’m immobile, waiting for an ambulance. I slipped and fell, and my left leg won’t obey commands.

Ironically, I was leaving my aunt’s house, who is in hospital after a fall. I’m wedged sideways into the back of my car, and it’s cold. My wife is here.

So, if I’m missing for a bit, don’t worry. It’s just an old bloke falling over. I don’t think the damage is major. I’m mostly posting as a distraction, and I’m bored as much as anything.