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    ​Guy walks into a bar and says "ouch."
    She said I was the apple of her eye so I told her she was the rutabaga of my duodenum.

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    Huh? No offense, but your user name applies here

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnuyork View Post
    Huh? No offense, but your user name applies here
    If it isn't strange it's merely…ordinary. Whatta bore. 8^|
    She said I was the apple of her eye so I told her she was the rutabaga of my duodenum.

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    Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked.

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    Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "why the long face" .
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    An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
    Barman asks: "Is this a joke ?"
    Some people have opinions - The rest of us have taste.

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    Helium walks into and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases here". Helium doesn't react.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 93EXCivic View Post
    Helium walks into and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases here". Helium doesn't react.
    That's excellent
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    A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra......
    "Either He's Dead, Or My Watch Has Stopped....."
    Groucho Marx

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    ​I'm diggin' it. Keep it going boys!
    She said I was the apple of her eye so I told her she was the rutabaga of my duodenum.

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