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Thread: You get ABDUCTED by ALIENS... You ask WHAT?

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    1.) So, what made you pick me?

    2.) Can you make me like superman?

    3.) Do black holes REALLY exist?

    4.) Do you want to come over for Christmas dinner?

    5.) Can I go home?

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    Can you abduct Justin Bieber?
    And anally probe him?
    Repeatedly?
    What's the largest size anal probe you have?
    Ever abducted anyone who enjoyed the anal probing more than they should have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrono555 View Post
    Can you abduct Justin Bieber?
    And anally probe him?
    Repeatedly?
    What's the largest size anal probe you have?
    Ever abducted anyone who enjoyed the anal probing more than they should have?

    The real questions is:

    What's the point of an anal probe?
    Do you like feces?
    Why travel thousands of light years just to look up someone's arse?

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    1, What is your idea of music?
    2. What is your idea of funny?
    3. Do your people watch (your own) porn? If not, why not?
    4. Do you have fashion? if not why not?
    5. Do other alien races have the castration complex?
    Last edited by Chronopolitano; Nov 25, 2014 at 05:22 AM.

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    Who made you and us?
    How does the Universe work?
    Are there humans on other planets?
    Do other aliens intended to do us harm?
    The whole in-house thing is BS...right?

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    Will I survive this little experiment and will you take me home?
    Before you take me home can you take me on a tour of your joint?
    Can I video all this on my iphone cause no one's gonna believe this shit.
    Can you save us from ourselves?
    Will you save us from ourselves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrono555 View Post
    Can you abduct Justin Bieber?
    And anally probe him?
    Repeatedly?
    What's the largest size anal probe you have?
    Ever abducted anyone who enjoyed the anal probing more than they should have?
    probably already have with how high pitch his singings is. wish they had keep him
    Last edited by is that my watch; Nov 25, 2014 at 09:01 AM. Reason: spelling well it would be lol :)
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    is this because i joined another forum?

    or , is that a seiko?Name:  alien_seikospeedmaster.jpg
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    Last edited by shameless; Nov 25, 2014 at 11:57 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by popoki nui View Post
    'You ET's prefer quartz or mechanical?
    Question of the thread right here! Thats brilliant.
    B.-

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    My question-

    "My first wife died, why won't my second?......."
    "Either He's Dead, Or My Watch Has Stopped....."
    Groucho Marx

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