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Nov 24, 2014, 10:51 PM
#1
Dinger of Hum
You get ABDUCTED by ALIENS... You ask WHAT?
And... turns out they're kinda cool... and not gross, bug-eyed, grey either.
They are 1,000,000 years ahead of us in terms of technology.
So, they have fancy craft that can zip across the galaxy and back in the space of 2 hours.
You can ask ANYTHING* you want, and they will tell you.
What will you ask?
You get to ask UP TO 5 questions.
* - No, they cannot resurrect the dead, change the past, or see the future, even if they have a much better grasp of the probability of it all. But it's still just probability, so don't waste your 5 questions on it.
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Nov 24, 2014, 10:53 PM
#2
Misunderadjustimated
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Nov 24, 2014, 10:55 PM
#3
Q1:
"So, do you guys not do the anal probe thing anymore?"
Alien: No, that's more of less been retired.
Q2:
"I see, I see...do you still have the thing?"
Giggity
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Nov 24, 2014, 10:56 PM
#4
Do you like these slacks?
You're sure?
Seriously?
Honest?
Which way to the men's room?
It is now my duty to completely drain you.
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Nov 24, 2014, 11:07 PM
#5
The watch watcher
Why are you here
How did you come to be
Where are you from
What brought you here
Are you aware of other life on other planets
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Nov 24, 2014, 11:06 PM
#6
KEØJNF
1. Will you trade my knife for one of yours.
2. Will you give me indestructible clothing.
3. Will you give me immortality.
4. Will you give me an indestructible watch.
5. Tell me what I have to do to make the first four a fair trade.
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Nov 24, 2014, 11:08 PM
#7
Bone Collector
1)Can you keep me young & live forever ?
2)Did Christ live/is there a heaven/do you know God personally ?
3)Can you rig the 500 million Powerball to THESE numbers ?
4)Did you vote for Obama ?
5)Pass...till I get the above answered
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Nov 24, 2014, 11:08 PM
#8
Old Fogey Support Team
"Where's Paul?"
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Last edited by chrono555; Nov 24, 2014 at 11:31 PM.
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Nov 24, 2014, 11:11 PM
#9
Surprised that people would seriously want to live forever. Sounds horrible. Don't get me wrong, I want to live a full life, but sometimes enough is enough, ken?
It is now my duty to completely drain you.
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Nov 24, 2014, 11:15 PM
#10
Bone Collector
Originally Posted by
CanadianStraps
Surprised that people would seriously want to live forever. Sounds horrible. Don't get me wrong, I want to live a full life, but sometimes enough is enough, ken?
You can always throw yourself off a cliff, if life becomes too boring
You can leave your mark on the world, accomplish all of your dreams, or live life in the worst possible way you can imagine.